Conversation Part 1

N Years ago, while waiting for 2pm, see those couples in front of the schools where gal with highlight hair, guy v cigeratte after school

A: (has been waiting for 10 mins) Why u so late today? Dating v guys ah?
B: no la.. just now pk (Pengawas keceriaan) meeting delay..
A: I warn u ah.. dun patto during school days, UNDERSTAND?
B: Oooooooo
A: u see those gals and guys there, dun learn from them.... bla bla bla
B: yala..

Dicussing about 3G in Perlis in the car
A: now even kuala perlis also got 3G already
B: so now how many places in Perlis got 3G
A: 2 lo, Kuala Perlis and Kangar
B: then where were u during BBQ that day?
A: jiu ying li lo (a ulu place nearby padang besar)...(九英里)
B: that place got 3G meh? how come can video call v u that time??
A: no mah... that time i oredi on the way back

(the Q is for the video call that made by B video call from a house tat night
STOP LYING!!)

Playing the phones of each other @ Starbucks NZX
B: (see the logs) who is this Boey Sim? Why everytime she need to miss call you and you have to call back? (by showing the log record at least got 5 times miss call and call back)
A: she is the one that hired to take care of the maid lo...she got urgant thing to discuss tat y lo
B: yah right.. u hired ppl din pay for her meh? y she got no $$ to make a call? I tot only me will do this (miss call and A call back) and Why got ppl do this to u also?
A: r u checking on me?
B: Yes, so? cannot check on u meh?
A: (bu shuang and walk away)
C: (busy playing games + the place is noisy hence hear nothing)

N years ago, A always monitor B bcoz scare patto thing influence the exam
N years later, B learn from A, monitor back
this is so called : Learn and Use

**why 3 persons are so difficult to get simple life?? why make things complicated?? HATE**
**if there is 2nd time, i wanna exchange simple life and lovely place i stay with my inti time, with my lovely frens, v my nice nice colleagues and ex colleagues and v waterever i had**